There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place
goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350.
but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year
"what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat
how the fuck is that possible
how did you not catch her making a fucking cat potion”
do you ever wonder which people in your life have used you as their “gay friend” in an argument?