bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

we-have-a-connection:

cosimaniehaus267:

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

I’m sorry, 13 people is an unacceptable amount.

Proposed edit:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are also assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

But we’re invading their habitat, I’m sure that if sharks came back onto land we’d attack them just like they attack us. I mean, humans kill other humans for no good reason, but the sharks have a right to protect themselves in this situation. 

Seriously? 13 people is an unacceptable amount? Fucking tell that to the pharmaceutical companies that make products that literally kill thousands of people a year. Tell that to the tobacco industry, to the auto industry, to the chemical industry, to the god damn governments of the world that make it ok to kill literally millions of people in order to turn a profit. Sharks literally do nothing wrong because we are the aggressors in this situation. Sharks are the least of our god damn worries. You know what kills more people than sharks? WATER. Let’s just drain the entire god damn sea in order to prevent more drownings because obviously if 13 deaths justify the large scale destruction of sharks, then the thousands of deaths that occur due to drowning surely justifies the eradication of water. #BANWATER2K14

Orphan Black - 2x01 - Sarah’s nameless helpers

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

wow
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

glitchbunny:

Never trust a person who can’t gracefully accept that they shouldn’t say certain words due to violent histories of those said words

collegecatholic:

I don’t understand how people watch Netflix in public because I literally sit there and make the faces of the actors on the screen and I do not want anyone to see me making those faces 

 
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