renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

Hell yeah a breakfast burrito and some refried black beans

tardisintheparty:

the worst thing about orphan black is we’ll never know if a character is really dead because we don’t know if they signed the actress on for another season because like

of course she’s signed on for another season

she plays

all

the

characters

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

tatianamaslanydaily:

watching a show where the comedic relief is a character being attacked and hustled into a minivan… only on orphan black.

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

            “She made some really clear symbolic moves. I mean at the end of season 1 she travels and goes on Cosimas side. And I think for me that’s a true act of love and it’s a true act of solidarity and what not. And I think also in terms of season 2 you guys just saw, that she is at a huge DYAD party kissing her girl. For me this is pretty affirmative ??and I think that’s kinda cool of her. She is not making a huge parade out of it. She is just like: it is what it is.”

                                                                     Evelyne Brochu

momentary-ecstasy:

I would just like to point out that the season 1 finale and the season 2 premiere took place the same night. 

So sex with Cosima made Delphine’s hair grow. They had magic science sex and Delphine’s hair grew. 

 
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