"labels aren’t important", says the straight person, smugly washing his hands with concentrated hydrochloric acid instead of hand soap
|mumford sons:||i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*|
"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy