goldstarbisexual:

"labels aren’t important", says the straight person, smugly washing his hands with concentrated hydrochloric acid instead of hand soap 

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

altair:

"whoops i misjudged how far i can fall without dying in this game yet again" a novel by me

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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screamingcatface:

ps this hair makes me feel like zac efron

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

 
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